down the lights, it’s Lights Alive (1987). 12. Crackers in My Bed (1987). 13. Hershey’s Hot Chocolate sure beats Aunt Helen’s Chicken a la Yeeeuck! (1990) 14. Ortega tacos: “I hate that! I hate when that happens!” 15. Hunters are gunning for Geraldo. 16. You’re never fully dressed without a Vlasic pickle (rare 30-second version, 1989). 17. Ed Koch plans to lose 30 pounds by drinking Ultra Slim Fast shakes. 18. Wilford Brimley complains, “She eats Peaches & Cream oatmeal every blessed morning!” …